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hopeless-lullaby:

deepinsiide:

BEST FUCKING POST EVER

In the end, everyone grows up. Except for one,

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welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

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godofmischeif: OHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD GUYS IT’S THE IPHONE PHOTO IT’S THE ONE!!

godofmischeif:

OHHH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

GUYS

IT’S THE IPHONE PHOTO

IT’S THE ONE!!

(Source: sheisdelirium)

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theblacknationalist: blackgrlmeat: Realest shit tweeted today.  YES. Zoom

theblacknationalist:

blackgrlmeat:

Realest shit tweeted today. 


YES.

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I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun. I want to hear about it because I know it’s possible, and because I want it for myself.
Mindy Kaling (via blindbombshell)
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Zoom

(Source: m0uthful)

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cer-ulean: be the joel to my clementine by hey, there you are on Flickr.

cer-ulean:

be the joel to my clementine by hey, there you are on Flickr.

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(Source: 92wideeyeddreams)

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Why do i fall in love with every woman i see that shows me the least bit of attention?
Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. (via being—human)
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(Source: sheskindofcrazy)

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wowfunniestposts: what a funny blog

wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog

(Source: awesomephilia)

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thatfunnyblog: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog. Zoom

thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

(Source: 0ver-doze)

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That awkward moment when you are looking at your own work and you have no idea how you got the answer

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: lucindasaxon)

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8minutetimemachine: xobigcitydreams: allthingsdiealone: canibeskinny-please: averygleekywitch: -hewastheirfriend: iveabandonedmyboooooy: gemeaux: queercakes: chic-chibi-chica: wethinktherefore: didyoudance: homemadedarkmark | devonwood: MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries. ‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONGAND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea. SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly BABY GOT self-respect OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you. I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7. I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it.  DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion? BUT I GOTTA BE STRAIGHT WHEN I SAY I WANNA take you for a dinner date because you’re beautiful and I’d love to hear about you. I WANNA TAKE YOU HOME AND watch old disney movies and cuddle. A LOT OF SIMPS WONT LIKE THIS SONG because not everybody enjoys hip-hop music, and I respect their tastes. Zoom

8minutetimemachine:

xobigcitydreams:

allthingsdiealone:

canibeskinny-please:

averygleekywitch:

-hewastheirfriend:

iveabandonedmyboooooy:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

I WANT A REAL THICK AND JUICY all beef hamburger and would like to invite you to join me for dinner tonight at around 7.

I AINT TALKIN BOUT PLAYBOY because that magazine degrades women and I don’t read it. 

DAMN YOU’S A beautiful person would you like to see me again perhaps for coffee and an intellectual discussion?

BUT I GOTTA BE STRAIGHT WHEN I SAY I WANNA take you for a dinner date because you’re beautiful and I’d love to hear about you.

I WANNA TAKE YOU HOME AND watch old disney movies and cuddle.

A LOT OF SIMPS WONT LIKE THIS SONG because not everybody enjoys hip-hop music, and I respect their tastes.

(Source: feministblackboard)

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“Children, there’s a mistake in this number of the test and it will now be considered a BONUS.”

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: thinkingwhatthehades)